Ammendments and what not...
Ammendment I
This is how we spell ammendment now
Ammendment II
It is herby thusly therefore decreed and ordained that for one to enter into the Sacred Union of the Awesomeness of Wannahukalugie, just sign the firggen articles. Subsection I: AS soon as you immigrate you are automatically registered to vote a recieve free issues of YOUR GOVERNMENT WEEKLY
Ammendment III
The Government is herby decreed to be forevermore spelt with a capitol G. The Government is a triumverate made up of dictated successors, but must at all times include a Jew, an Irishman, and a Czech. It cannot include; squirlles, manly women, unclean men, or prostitutes (excepting Pamela Anderson and/or Jenna Jameson). The triumverate serves until each member has reached 70, and then retires appointing an appropriate successor. The triumverate will be overseen by an elected divine Councillor.
Ammendment IV
Kids Rule! No abandoning, killing, and/or abusing your child and/or children and/or ever.
Ammendment V
Anything the triumverate spells wrongs is henceforth the correct spelling, therefore Ammendment I is now null and void.
This is how we spell ammendment now
Ammendment II
It is herby thusly therefore decreed and ordained that for one to enter into the Sacred Union of the Awesomeness of Wannahukalugie, just sign the firggen articles. Subsection I: AS soon as you immigrate you are automatically registered to vote a recieve free issues of YOUR GOVERNMENT WEEKLY
Ammendment III
The Government is herby decreed to be forevermore spelt with a capitol G. The Government is a triumverate made up of dictated successors, but must at all times include a Jew, an Irishman, and a Czech. It cannot include; squirlles, manly women, unclean men, or prostitutes (excepting Pamela Anderson and/or Jenna Jameson). The triumverate serves until each member has reached 70, and then retires appointing an appropriate successor. The triumverate will be overseen by an elected divine Councillor.
Ammendment IV
Kids Rule! No abandoning, killing, and/or abusing your child and/or children and/or ever.
Ammendment V
Anything the triumverate spells wrongs is henceforth the correct spelling, therefore Ammendment I is now null and void.
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12:36 PM
