Articles of Wannahukalugie
The articles of the utopian society of Wannahukalugie aas created by me, Adam B, Rachael B, and John D.
Preamble
Since the beginning of time man has prophesized the coming of a savior. Wannahukalugie is that savior. We believe that it is the right of all men and women to live free and prosper. All we ask is that our citizens abide by these simple laws.
Article the First
Eye for an Eye-abusive government officials get thrown in the volcano...sorry
Article the Second
Take only what you need to live comfortable and care for our island utopia
Article the Third
Government controls wealth, trade, and citizenship
Article the Fourth
Ten Commandments (do not omit)
Article the Fifth
Freedom of religion, speech, and thought (notice no freedom of sight, government tells you what you saw)
Article the Sixth
This is not an article
Article the Seventh
Freedom of immigration (as long as you're approved) and emmigration (notice our use of good grammar, we know the difference between emmigration and immigration...that's why we're the rulers and you're the ruled)
Article the Eighth
This is heaven
Atricle the Ninth
see arthicle the sixth
Subsection 22.1b: even the surfer colony must contribute to our society, don't ask us how, we gave you the freedom of thought.
Article the Tenth
Government cannot be overthrown, militia takes care of discipline, overseen by the trinity, remember we're watching you (see Ammendment III)
Sincerly your government,
Brendan Doherty Adam Bartman Rachael Brill John Doskocil
(to become a citizen you must sign the articles, here follow only a few signatures, typed, not the original signatures)
Queen Gertie, Indiana Jones, John Hancock, Jerry Bruckheimer,
Elvis, Michael Jordan, Fitty Cent, Jesus Fish, Captain Planet, Sun Tzu,
John-Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt , Trogdor the Burninator, John Doe,
Darth Vader, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Betty, Your Mom, , Jesus ,Mohammed, Buddah, Snap, Crackle, and Pop ,Govna'h Paddington ,GOD (including but not limited to: Yaweh, Allah, Shiva, Jehova, etc) ,Blook the Alien,
Neo , Phil "Lefty" Mickleson, Steven Tyler, Peter, Paul, and Mary ,Bingo the Dog, Benicio Del Toro, Zoro, Raphael (the ninja turtle), Michaelangelo (the painter) 110010101010110110101010111010101011010 <-Bill Gates
coming soon: the ammendments
Preamble
Since the beginning of time man has prophesized the coming of a savior. Wannahukalugie is that savior. We believe that it is the right of all men and women to live free and prosper. All we ask is that our citizens abide by these simple laws.
Article the First
Eye for an Eye-abusive government officials get thrown in the volcano...sorry
Article the Second
Take only what you need to live comfortable and care for our island utopia
Article the Third
Government controls wealth, trade, and citizenship
Article the Fourth
Ten Commandments (do not omit)
Article the Fifth
Freedom of religion, speech, and thought (notice no freedom of sight, government tells you what you saw)
Article the Sixth
This is not an article
Article the Seventh
Freedom of immigration (as long as you're approved) and emmigration (notice our use of good grammar, we know the difference between emmigration and immigration...that's why we're the rulers and you're the ruled)
Article the Eighth
This is heaven
Atricle the Ninth
see arthicle the sixth
Subsection 22.1b: even the surfer colony must contribute to our society, don't ask us how, we gave you the freedom of thought.
Article the Tenth
Government cannot be overthrown, militia takes care of discipline, overseen by the trinity, remember we're watching you (see Ammendment III)
Sincerly your government,
Brendan Doherty Adam Bartman Rachael Brill John Doskocil
(to become a citizen you must sign the articles, here follow only a few signatures, typed, not the original signatures)
Queen Gertie, Indiana Jones, John Hancock, Jerry Bruckheimer,
Elvis, Michael Jordan, Fitty Cent, Jesus Fish, Captain Planet, Sun Tzu,
John-Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt , Trogdor the Burninator, John Doe,
Darth Vader, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Betty, Your Mom, , Jesus ,Mohammed, Buddah, Snap, Crackle, and Pop ,Govna'h Paddington ,GOD (including but not limited to: Yaweh, Allah, Shiva, Jehova, etc) ,Blook the Alien,
Neo , Phil "Lefty" Mickleson, Steven Tyler, Peter, Paul, and Mary ,Bingo the Dog, Benicio Del Toro, Zoro, Raphael (the ninja turtle), Michaelangelo (the painter) 110010101010110110101010111010101011010 <-Bill Gates
coming soon: the ammendments
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