storytime
since i haven't updated in awhile i thought i would begin by telling a story with a little trivia in it. so this guy walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. when the bartender delivers the refreshment this man leans over with a proposition for the bartender. the man points to a glass about ten feet down the bar and bets the bartender $300 that he can piss in it without spilling a drop from ten feet away. The bartender, thinking of course that the deed is impossible readily agrees to the bet and then stands back to watch the spectacle. the man whips his thing out and starts to piss everywhere, he hits the bar, the seats, the beer, and even the bartender himself without even gettin a drop into the glass ten feet down the bar. the bartender, now drenched in piss, chuckles with laughter and demands his money from the man. the man tells the bartender to hang on for just a second; he would be right back. The bartender is now smiling at the thought of the $300 he just made. The man walks over to the pool table in the back of the bar, converses with the men playing there, and heads back to the bar. The man then gives the bartender the $300 happily. The bartender asks the man what he is so happy about because he just pissed everywhere and lost $300. The man turns to the bartender and says "I just bet those men over there $500 EACH that i could piss all over your bar, your beer, and you; and not only would you not be mad...you would be happy about it." the man then got up and left the bar leaving the stunned bartender in a sour mood. First one to tell me what movie that is from gets a special gift.
