wake me up when june ends

this post actually has nothing to do with june (notice title), but i was listening to green day at the time, yeh. so pretty much i almost got shot by casey ciolfi today, which was fun, if you guys (adam and pete ) were paying attention to our little discussion, i think like i pretty much just set off a bomb, but yeh it was fun, while at the same time being horrifying, woooo, now i have to write my walden essay, boooo, i think i may jus like not.......yeh. also, everyone was in hitler youth during the 30/40s, its not like the pope knew what he was doing, the germans loved hitler. and all these "lay" christians are not true catholics by definition (not that im a good one), you cant really just change a religion, fyi, and its not a democracy, and the pope only cares about true followers, and its supposed to be hard, thats why its called faith

Ammendments and what not...

Ammendment I
This is how we spell ammendment now
Ammendment II
It is herby thusly therefore decreed and ordained that for one to enter into the Sacred Union of the Awesomeness of Wannahukalugie, just sign the firggen articles. Subsection I: AS soon as you immigrate you are automatically registered to vote a recieve free issues of YOUR GOVERNMENT WEEKLY
Ammendment III
The Government is herby decreed to be forevermore spelt with a capitol G. The Government is a triumverate made up of dictated successors, but must at all times include a Jew, an Irishman, and a Czech. It cannot include; squirlles, manly women, unclean men, or prostitutes (excepting Pamela Anderson and/or Jenna Jameson). The triumverate serves until each member has reached 70, and then retires appointing an appropriate successor. The triumverate will be overseen by an elected divine Councillor.
Ammendment IV
Kids Rule! No abandoning, killing, and/or abusing your child and/or children and/or ever.
Ammendment V
Anything the triumverate spells wrongs is henceforth the correct spelling, therefore Ammendment I is now null and void.

Articles of Wannahukalugie

The articles of the utopian society of Wannahukalugie aas created by me, Adam B, Rachael B, and John D.
Preamble
Since the beginning of time man has prophesized the coming of a savior. Wannahukalugie is that savior. We believe that it is the right of all men and women to live free and prosper. All we ask is that our citizens abide by these simple laws.

Article the First
Eye for an Eye-abusive government officials get thrown in the volcano...sorry
Article the Second
Take only what you need to live comfortable and care for our island utopia
Article the Third
Government controls wealth, trade, and citizenship
Article the Fourth
Ten Commandments (do not omit)
Article the Fifth
Freedom of religion, speech, and thought (notice no freedom of sight, government tells you what you saw)
Article the Sixth
This is not an article
Article the Seventh
Freedom of immigration (as long as you're approved) and emmigration (notice our use of good grammar, we know the difference between emmigration and immigration...that's why we're the rulers and you're the ruled)
Article the Eighth
This is heaven
Atricle the Ninth
see arthicle the sixth
Subsection 22.1b: even the surfer colony must contribute to our society, don't ask us how, we gave you the freedom of thought.
Article the Tenth
Government cannot be overthrown, militia takes care of discipline, overseen by the trinity, remember we're watching you (see Ammendment III)
Sincerly your government,
Brendan Doherty Adam Bartman Rachael Brill John Doskocil
(to become a citizen you must sign the articles, here follow only a few signatures, typed, not the original signatures)
Queen Gertie, Indiana Jones, John Hancock, Jerry Bruckheimer,
Elvis, Michael Jordan, Fitty Cent, Jesus Fish, Captain Planet, Sun Tzu,
John-Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt , Trogdor the Burninator, John Doe,
Darth Vader, Wu-Tang Clan, Black Betty, Your Mom, , Jesus ,Mohammed, Buddah, Snap, Crackle, and Pop ,Govna'h Paddington ,GOD (including but not limited to: Yaweh, Allah, Shiva, Jehova, etc) ,Blook the Alien,
Neo , Phil "Lefty" Mickleson, Steven Tyler, Peter, Paul, and Mary ,Bingo the Dog, Benicio Del Toro, Zoro, Raphael (the ninja turtle), Michaelangelo (the painter) 110010101010110110101010111010101011010 <-Bill Gates
coming soon: the ammendments

joke

so my bro had a good pun today...he was rapping and i told him he was white and he said he was an uhoh oreo...white on the outside, black on the inside. anyway just thought id share that. sin city rules! woot to violence, jess didnt like it much but hey. bartman..when i was talkin bout the god in the pledge thing, i was more talkin bout how ppl take too much offense at such little things, but i still think we should keep God. srry ive been updating soo much, i guess i actually have been thinkin bout a lot of stuff lately.

turn the music up in the heaphones
you can go ahead and brush those shoulders off
i got you

pohlice

so after 42nd street (which was great, even though im not usually a big fan of musicals) a few of us went down to friendlys, then spontaneously decided to head to rice and chill while eating our ice cream. it was a good time, all hangin out on top of my car, listening to pink floyd, watchin the stars. it was the kind of night that makes memories, then the pohlice showed up (yes i am aware im spelling it wrong) now, its not like we were doing anything wrong, at all, but this cop decided to be tough. he got all bitchy at us, i hate that cop. mark got very sketched out, he ran, although i dont know why, but he did. mark got in his car, started it up and was leaving as the cop was coming around the corner, but mark was heading twoards the cop and was forced to stop. that could have been why the cop was soo bitchy, but he really had no reason to, i hate that cop, we were having good (clean) fun and he had to ruin it for us, boo to that.

open your eyes

our generation is messed up. like seriously, no other generation has had a higher suicide rate, since when is killing yourself better than living life? since when are drugs, alcohol, and sex a way of escape from reality? since when is it ok to have a child at 15, and then die at 21? no one experiences life anymore, were all blinded by the television and the drugs that our parents put us on to make us act grown up, these kids are like fucking 5 years old, theyre supposed to have energy. since when are we so afraid of religion and God (any God, who cares which one you believe in) that we cannot mention His or Her name in a pledge, or say a quick prayer before a game. Since when are we so concerned about not offending people, that we take away traditions that were part of everyones childhood except ours, since when are we so scared that our nation wakes up in fear every morning of another terrorist attack, were so scared that we poured billions of dollars into an new government agency when we could just educate the ignorant, and console the grieving. since when are we so fucking apathetic that only half of registered voters ever get up to vote for the people who make descisions in our country. since when is it fucking ok to start demanding more school and work on an already overstressed population. since when is it ok to start a war in a country for oil when our economy sucks, when we could spend that money researching fuel cell cars, when we could spend that money on paying companies to keep jobs in the US and not outsource. why do half of all married couples divorce? since when is censorship so great that our younger siblings do not even know what a troubled era they are growing up in, many dont even know what a terrorist is because they are so sheltered in their middle class suburbian homes. since when does that media control our lives so greatly that individuals develop an opinion based on a single news report, which in all cases has a political swing because the politicians do not care about the population anymore, they care about saving their own asses and furthering their political career. since when are the democrats so liberal and the republicans so conservative that people vote based on their views of one single issue. since when is it not okay to express the religious principles that our country was founded on. no one even fucking cares, our hypocrite parents are handing over a fucking mess to us, that we will not be able to fix because no one cares enough, they wont even lleave us enough social security to support ourselves when were old and weak. but why the hell should i care, im just a sheltered middle class suburbanite, its not like i walk alone, or mabye i do, our generation needs to open its eyes.